Birkenhead according to Urban Dictionary

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A part of the Metropolitan Borough of Wirral that is Full of scallies, chavs, and criminals. Don't go there alone unless you wish to have J20 bottles thrown at you by some group of skinheads and then have your body thrown onto the M53 motorway! The main road running through the grottiest part of Birkenhead is plastered in flowers and memorials for the various idiotic bastards who attempt to cross that road whilst a shower of Citroen bangers barge through almost every red light. The traffic lights are covered in jizz any way so there really isn't any point of having them. Basicly a complete Shit-dump of a town with a fucking corrupt police service..
Birko 1: Oi there ladd. You fuckin' wanna go to maccy D's laa'?
Birko 2: Ahh sorry lad. I'm busy grinding me bird no shit?
Old Normal Women: Your girlfriend is 10?
Birko 2: You fuckin' got a problem granny? Fuck off you twat before I fuckin' stick a knife down you!
10 year old girl: Oooh, Gimme a fag mate
Birko 2: You fuckin' give me a blow job fist!
Police Man: What the hell do you think you're doing having sex in the middle of the street!?
Birko 1: *Grabs police man round the neck and pulls down*
10 year old girl: WAH-HEYYY!
Police man: You get off me now!
*All the passer's bye on the birkenhead street stare at the naked kids smoking cheap cigarettes attempting to assualt a police officer*
Normal 16 year old: Holy Shit! -_-

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Truly, the arsehole of England. 99% of people lack any culture of any kind.
Wirral Metropolitan Council have yet to decide (after 100+ years) what to do with the area. Much fine architecture is surrounded by horrible red brick pregnancy advice centres (eg the Brook).
The square which is situated in no man's land (Beatties car park) should be avoided at 2am (precisely) at all costs.
There have been attempts at cleaning the area up, getting rid of the smack heads, etc. These attempts are possibly futile, unless the scally element is removed via sterilisation, bombing, etc.
The police force in Birkenhead have all but given up on reinforcing any justice in the area, and now pull over cars - you will never see a police officer on the beat - ever
All that concerns a typical Birkenhead scally, is Reebok, Budweiser, Half Price jewellers bling, a shitty Saxo with a massive exhaust, and birkenhead market.
Jade Goody is the patron saint of Birkenhead.

Screaching, cross dressing Lily Savage came from Birkenhead.

Everyone up north is so nice ... apart from that Birkenhead.

When someone from Birkenhead comes on a radio talk in (Pete Price) - expect the most ill informed, misguided opinions you will ever hear.