WANCHAI

Wanchai (to the tune of 'Downtown')

 If you are young, and got nowhere to go, head down to Wanchai, Wanchai
 All along the streets you'll find lots of bars and discos,
 All are pretty seedy, but good enough to get pissed in.
 Careful of your wallet and anything you're carrying
 Be-cause-you-will-have-such-a-good-time-there
 Oh Yeah, Wanchai, you'll find everything there,
 Wanchai It is just waiting for youuu wanchai,wanchai


If you are old and feeling life has no meaning,head down to Wanchai,Wanchai
The wife gets on your nerves and you want to escape, just go to Wanchai, Wanchai,
 Standing at the bar, you'll meet lots of sad gits,
 As the beer goes down, you'll become another sad tit
 In-Wanchai-it-doesn't-really-matter, just-drink-some-more beer-and-get-a-little -fatter,
 oh yeah Wanchai, you'll lose everything,
Wanchai, everyone's in the same boat,
Wanchai it's there for you noooowww.
wanchai wanchai

Got no money, and up for a laugh, head down to Wanchai,Wanchai
Stand on the street and watch the nutters go by oh yeah in Wanchai,Wanchai
24 hours a day, it never fails to impress,
 The people that you see, are often quite depressed
Stand-on-the-corner-watch-the-world-go-by
Oh yeah, Wanchai, it has lots of 7/11s,
Wanchai, there's always a party,Wanchai
It's just waiting for youuuuu-wanchai, wanchai, wanchai......