And Jesus did stand on the mount addressing his disciples and those hundreds there gathered; 'And love thy neighbour' he commanded. 'But Lord' said Paul also called Simon 'Yes, my son?' Said God's only son on Earth sent to save mankind. ' What if my neighbour makes fun of me and calls me names and draws cartoons?' 'Then punch him in the face!' Beseeched the Christ. And so the hordes left that day to punch the shit out of their neighbours.
(The Gospel according to Pope Francis)
And as The Messiah, the king of kings hung upon the cross, bearing the pain for the salvation of the people, he Said ' Forgive them father, they know not what they do' Peter the fisher of men heard this and said 'Seriously?' And Jesus said unto him 'No, punch the bastards in the face' and so Peter told it so.
(The gospel according to Pope Francis)
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