Newsflash! Cameron is a lying bastard.

Pinnochio has got nothing on this lying bastard!  He has been caught red handed telling lies about official economic figures, and the independent agency have had enough, and told him to stop lying!

Cameron and Clegg rob disabled woman.

Here are the real victims of those banker loving bastard motherfuckers Cameron and Osborne's  Bedroom tax
She said of Mrs Carmichael: "She has spina bifida and lives in a two-bedroom flat with her husband. She is severely disabled and has to sleep in  a hospital bed with an electronic pressure mattress.
"Mr Carmichael is unable to sleep in the same bed as his wife. The bed is not large enough for two people...there is no space in the room for a second bed.

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/liverpool-news/local-news/2013/03/06/merseyside-woman-takes-up-bedroom-tax-test-case-challenge-100252-32934323/

Cameron and Osborne. Save the bankers, fuck the disabled!

Prime Minister's questions today, Cameron said we must ensure bankers stay in the UK, but 26 Euro countries (not the UK)voted to restrict bankers' bonuses yesterday. He didn't explain why he protects bankers but not the disabled, who will be paying £300m because of the bedroom tax, or why £3bn will be given to the richest in tax cuts but the poorest will pay more in council tax.

Ignore their howls of protest. If bankers leave the country, it would be no loss | Simon Jenkins
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/mar/06/if-bankers-leave-it-would-be-no-loss

Moro Islamic Liberation Front drags Philippines into armed conflict with neighbour.

Have started to see support from the Philippines in support of these criminals, which i can only describe as  nationalist in nature with accusations of rape and torture doing the rounds....which is simply not true.

These gunmen are hired Muslim criminals, pure and simple. The same groups that the Philippine government have been fighting for 20 years! 

The claim that thousands have been deported is a false one. A Filipino family have been involved in violence and intimidation in Borneo. If the 'heirs' truly have a claim, then they should not have left. Fisherman did indeed settle throughout South East Asia, but they did so under the rule and sovereignty of the countries they settled in. The same applies to Chinese fishermen and traders, just because they settle in Vietnam, Philippines etc doesn't mean they own where they settle.The heirs have already asked for compensation which has been rejected.As soon as they left their claim lapsed. One person or family cannot own a country it belongs to the people living there. Borneo is not The Philippines. At the same time the islands near The Philippines are not Chinese they belong to the Philippines. The filipino 'claim' on Borneo will damage its relations with its neighbours for what reason? To try and get money for one family? Would any payment benefit the people? No. Let the family go to the International court and waste their own money doing so.

There doesn't exist a single historical map that shows Philippine sovereignty of any part of the island of Borneo. The claim is a private land ownership claim,  which must be settled according to the laws of the governing country. The Philippine itself has very strict laws restricting foreign ownership of land, as do most of its neighbours. If the family in question were born and settled in Borneo then they would be citizens of that country and have a possible rightful claim. This is not a nationalist issue, it concerns private ownership. The Philippines would be better served looking at its own land ownership problems.Most of the land and wealth is controlled by a handful of rich families who gained their wealth through corruption and at the expense of normal Filipinos. The indigenous peoples of many islands have lost their lands to 'mainlanders' from Manila, take the Mangyans of Mindoro for example,  who now sell trinkets on their own beaches which have been sold illegally to outsiders. This claim in Borneo stems from mining and the hopeful exploitation of the natural resources of that area.The land should belong to those that live and farm the land, and those that were born there and raised their children there.

Malaysia launches air strikes against squatter sultan's Filipino army

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/mar/05/malaysia-bombs-borneo-expel-sultan

Are Catholic priests wankers?

Amen!
Men are driven by testosterone to want sex, says John Wass, Professor of Endocrinology at Oxford University. Women are driven to a lesser degree by a mixture of testosterone and oestrogen, he explains. "I'd regard celibacy as a totally abnormal state."

Around 80-90% of men masturbate and it's likely that priests do too, he says.

There is data to suggest that men who ejaculate more are less prone to prostate cancer, he says. "You could argue that it's not so healthy to be celibate."

Is it even possible to live a celibate life?

By Tom de Castella BBC News Magazine
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21654663

Stop these thieves!

Home is where the noodles are.

Happy Anniversary to me! On this day 20 years ago in 1993 I first arrived in Hong Kong. The next day I got a job as a dancing rabbit, and started teaching a week later, then moved to Lantau 3 months later. On my phone and laptop all my clocks show dual time, UK and Hong Kong. I check the weather in both no matter which one I'm in. I have spent more of my life in Hong Kong than I have in the UK. Hong Kong is my real home, I only spend time in England because I have to. As Arnie would say........

Giz a job

As well as 3m unemployed there are 3m under-employed, that's 1m up from 2008. In 2007(the last time I worked here)  there were 2.1 people for every vacancy nationwide. Today here on The Wirral there are 38(see table below)

Wasteland Wirral, Wasteland Merseyside

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/jobs/9094339/Worst-cities-to-find-a-job.html
Some 80 candidates are chasing every role going in Hull, while 73 claimants apply for every job in Stoke-on-Trent, a review of the latest official jobs data found.
In Sunderland, 54 applicants chase every vacancy, while in Southend and The Wirral there are 44 and 41 claimants respectively for every job, the analysis by recruitment site Adzuna showed. TELEGRAPH 20 Feb 2012

http://www.guardian.co.uk/money/2013/feb/28/uk-job-market-shows-improvement

The statistics show that there were 3.22 jobseekers for each vacancy across the UK but in Hull that rises to 50.95 jobseekers per vacancy and 45.56 candidates per job in the Wirral.guardian.co.uk, Thursday 28 February 2013

WANCHAI

Wanchai (to the tune of 'Downtown')

 If you are young, and got nowhere to go, head down to Wanchai, Wanchai
 All along the streets you'll find lots of bars and discos,
 All are pretty seedy, but good enough to get pissed in.
 Careful of your wallet and anything you're carrying
 Be-cause-you-will-have-such-a-good-time-there
 Oh Yeah, Wanchai, you'll find everything there,
 Wanchai It is just waiting for youuu wanchai,wanchai


If you are old and feeling life has no meaning,head down to Wanchai,Wanchai
The wife gets on your nerves and you want to escape, just go to Wanchai, Wanchai,
 Standing at the bar, you'll meet lots of sad gits,
 As the beer goes down, you'll become another sad tit
 In-Wanchai-it-doesn't-really-matter, just-drink-some-more beer-and-get-a-little -fatter,
 oh yeah Wanchai, you'll lose everything,
Wanchai, everyone's in the same boat,
Wanchai it's there for you noooowww.
wanchai wanchai

Got no money, and up for a laugh, head down to Wanchai,Wanchai
Stand on the street and watch the nutters go by oh yeah in Wanchai,Wanchai
24 hours a day, it never fails to impress,
 The people that you see, are often quite depressed
Stand-on-the-corner-watch-the-world-go-by
Oh yeah, Wanchai, it has lots of 7/11s,
Wanchai, there's always a party,Wanchai
It's just waiting for youuuuu-wanchai, wanchai, wanchai......

Boycott the Maldives

People have the power to stop this, let the Maldives govt know that if they do this, then their tourist industry will be boycotted. Maldives girl gets 100 lashes for pre-marital sex By Olivia Lang BBC News Maldives Rights groups have urged the government to abolish the punishment A 15-year-old rape victim has been sentenced to 100 lashes for engaging in premarital sex, court officials said. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-21595814

PRIVATISE BRITISH GAS

Profits up, prices up, people going without heating PRIVATISE THE BASTARDS! Anne Robinson, director of consumer policy at the price comparison website Uswitch, said:"Seven out of 10 of us actually went without heating at some point during this winter and over a third of us have reported that we feel it's actually affected the quality of our life and also our health. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-21598504

Wanchai Jesus

Fraudulent e-mail from Manila.

This is a scam. An email arrives in your inbox from a friend or contact asking for help. It is a scam, your friend is fine!

Just received this e-mail today, The 'sender' is apparently a real-estate agent in Hong Kong I have used, so the email must look for a name in my contacts and pretend it is from them.
Be warned folks. And if you get one from me, it is not me, I am not lucky enough to be stuck in Manila, as if I was, I'd buy a San Miguel and enjoy the heat...oh too be hot again! Anyway, here's the e-mail.

Hello,

I am sorry for my sudden request but I am left with no option, I know I did not inform you of my trip but I had a short vacation down to manila, philippine which is just the 3rd day today, I was robbed last night on my way back to the hotel from a shopping mall with family, it's such a traumatic experience for us as the robbers had gun pointing at us. All belongings are gone now since everything where stolen off us, no one could do anything because of the panic state we were in. I already filed a report after the incident and also had to block the credit cards immediately so we don't lose more than what was taken. Please I need you to loan me $3000 to resolve our predicament back home, I will pay you back right as soon as we are back home, I give you my word. Please let me know if you can be of help.

Thanks,

Yours in HIM,

Brother Sai

Millionaires' bonus

Council tax bombshell

Mail drop from the (Wirral) council today, the same letters must be dropping through letter boxes all over the country.
To summarise; A single person on the dole will now have to pay £5 a week council tax, which is about 8% of their money.
A couple about £12-9%
A couple with 2 kids on the dole £15
A single mother with 2 kids earning about £190 in wages needs to pay  £15 per week, previously all of these groups were excluded  from council tax.
That WORKING mother will now pay £60 more per month.
For low earning working families the rise will be around £20 per week.
The government is still going ahead with massive tax cuts for the rich and large corporations. 
These letters have only just started arriving, mine today.
The actual bills are due to arrive in 2 weeks. For many, the court orders for non payment will begin to arrive in May.
Watch this space,  this same issue brought down Thatcher. How can people pay what they don't have? How will the courts take money that isn't there?

Sterling cock up

Monday blues! Osborne and Cable described the loss of AAA as background noise this weekend, the markets appear to think differently this morning, the pound is falling through the floor. How are these wankers in charge of the nation's finances?

Garden

Shame on us

Economists, The Bank of England,  The World Bank, even the UN warned that the UK's austerity measures were too fast and too steep. And now the ratings agencies have confirmed it.To make vicious cuts without any measures for stimulation cannot work, it is simple maths. The people in this country have been bled dry and are suffering,  of course they are not going to spend money! The number of job cuts announced weekly is staggering.This govt play with statistics and claim unemployment is declining, bollocks, only an idiot would believe that.Meanwhile they spit in everyone's faces and continue to ensure tax cuts for the rich. In times of recession, belts must be tightened, that goes for the rich and the big corporations,  but the government must take up the slack. Why continue to pay money on huge welfare costs as everyone loses their jobs, spend it instead on major infrastructure projects, create jobs and build something solid with the money? Housing, railways, power projects to name but a few. This govt are  criminals, so far removed from everyday life in their ivory Eton and Oxbridge towers they think they are untouchable and treat the nation they rule with contempt. Shame on them and shame on those who put them in power. Yes, other countries are also in trouble, it was a WORLD recession after all, but it is how the UK drags itself out of that world recession that is the point.We are now entering a triple dip recession, the only developed nation to do so.