A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.
> Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.
> The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so begged their dad for the clue.
"Well" he said, "It's what mummy calls me sometimes"
> The little girl screams: "Don't eat it. It's a f***ing arsehole!"
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