stupid

In Honour of Stupid People . . .

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --
"Do not turn upside down."



On Sainsbury's peanuts --
"Warning: contains nuts."

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine --
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking
this medication."

On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding --
"Product will be hot after heating."

On a Sears hairdryer --
Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos --
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap --
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
On some Swanson frozen dinners --
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."

On packaging for a Rowenta iron --
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)
On Nytol Sleep Aid --
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
On most brands of Christmas lights --
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor
"Not to be used for the other use."
On an American Airlines packet of nuts --
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
On a child's Superman costume --
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
On a Swedish chainsaw --
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God..)