Catholic Parrots

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells 

him, "Father, I have a problem.

I have two female parrots, but they only know 

how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquired.

 They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to 

have some fun?"

That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed,

Then he thought for a moment.

"You know," he said, "I may have a solution to 

your problem. I have  two

 male talking parrots, which I have taught to 

pray and read the Bible. 

Bring your two parrots over to my house, and 

we'll put them in the cage

with Francis and Peter. 

My parrots can teach your parrots to praise 

and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying . . 

that phrase . . in no time."

Thank you," the woman responded, "this may 

very well be the solution."> 

The next day, she brought her female parrots 

to the priest's house.

As he ushered her in, she saw that his two 

male parrots were inside  their  cage holding rosary beads

and praying.

Impressed, she walked over and placed her  parrots 

in with them.

After a few minutes, the female parrots cried 

out in unison: "Hi, we're  hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

 There was stunned silence.

 Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the 

other male parrot and exclaimed,
"Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!"