Barbie-(from Mum)

Dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday and he has not brought her a gift.

So he stops atToysRUs to buy his daughter a Barbie. Inside he sees a Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the Barbies are?

The girl responds: "Which one? We have:-
Gymnasium Barbie: �19.95
Volleyball Barbie: �19.95
Shopping Barbie: �19.95
Surfer Barbie: �19.95
Disco Barbie: �19.95 AND

Divorced Barbie: �299.95

Shocked! The man asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie �299.95 when all the other Barbies are �19.95?"

Exasperated, the girl responds: "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with":-
Ken's Car
Ken's House
Ken's Boat
Ken's furniture
Ken's jewellery
Ken's money
Ken's computer and
Ken's best friend...