Thursday, December 30, 2010

Ouagadougou

Another windfall!
This woman just lost her husband and she is apparently about to die herself, but she has chosen me to spread the word of God, with the $8.5m dollars she is going to give me. The money is in a bank in Ouagadougou which has really got to be the coolest named place in the world. Unfortunately, in all good conscience i wouldn't leave myself in charge of an umbrella, and just in case there actually is a god, I certainly don't want to nick his dosh, but if you are indeed a person of the cloth, or in need of $8.5m the original letter from the tragic, insanely generous woman is below.

daisymercy0001@gmail.com



Dear God's elect,

I am writing this mail to you with heavy tears In my eyes and great sorrow in my heart, My Name is Mrs. Daisy mercy, and I am contacting you from my country Tunisia I want to tell you this because I don't have any other option than to tell you as I was touched to open up to you, I married to Mr. Daisy Brown who worked with Tunisia embassy in Burkina Faso for nine years before he died in the year 2005.We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a fatal accident that took his life. Since his death I decided not to remarry, When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of US$ 8.5m (Eight Million Five hundred Thousand Dollars) in a bank in Ouagadougou the capital city of Burkina Faso in west Africa Presently this money is still in bank. He made this money available for exportation of Gold from Burkina Faso mining.

Recently, My Doctor told me that I would not last for the period of seven months due to cancer problem. The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to hand you over this money to take care of the less-privileged people, you will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want you to take 30 Percent of the total money for your personal use While 70% of the money will go to charity" people in the street and helping the orphanage. I grew up as an Orphan and I don't have anybody as my family member, just to Endeavour that the house of God is maintained. Am doing this so that God will forgive my sins and accept my soul because these sicknesses have suffered me so much.
As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank in Burkina Faso and I will also instruct the Bank Manger to issue you an authority letter that will prove you the present beneficiary of the money in the bank that is if you assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein.
Always reply to my alternative for security purposes
Hoping to receive your reply:
From Mrs. Mercy Daisy


Ouagadougou gets a bit hectic on Tuesday afternoons.

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