2525

The year is 2525, colossal spaceships have been arranged to take human beings to Alpha Centuri and a very hospitable planet as the Sun is about to unleash a cataclysmic firestorm on the Earth, Mercury and Venus have already been destroyed. The British have lived in isolation for 400 years and are prone to throwing spears at passing aircraft as they have had no working electrical tools for 400 years, only Trident has kept Johnny foreigner off their shores. Eventually the World Council forces their way into London and find everyone speaking Cockney rhyming slang mixed with 2010s slang innit! After some time they persuade the British that they need to board the colossal ships, but at the last minute they refuse as they don't want to share the ship with any Polish, Romanians, or Arabs, little realising that such distinctions had ceased to have any meaning about 350 years ago. Mankind leaves, the British have a debate..